Air conditioning For the low low additional cost of $250 we will add air conditioning to your apemobile. This includes both heating and cooling. We suggest that those who live in colder areas add this feature to their vehicles, but we understand that there are those who cannot afford to have this done, so to them we suggest wearing very warm clothing while inside their apemobile.
CD Player If you don't know what a CD player is, we suggest that you do not breed.
Heated Seats Ever notice how content a dog looks when it's laying next to a sunlit window as the sun warms it's butt? Well now you can have the same butt-warming experience without the embarasment of having your neighbors see your butt.
Power Locks Power locks can provide both convenience and hours of entertainment for the weak minded.
Power Windows Power windows are cool.
Hydrolics Now you too can go ghetto-riding with all of your friends!
Keyless Remote They add a little bit of convenience, but mostly they make you look cool in front of your friends.
Aggresion Inhibiter This little device gives the ape an electric stimulation fed directly into the brain. This prevents the apes from being violent with people who try to steal them. In other words, less lawsuits but more car hijacks.
Defunkimization This is a process that we put the apes through that will remove that funky ape-smell.
Subwolfer Yet another ghetto riding utility.
Crap-a-pult The middle finger has become obselete! We have taken the ape's natural crap throwing abilities and have attached a catapult to their backsides.